It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
As emotional as the Hobbit trailer was though, I love how it tried to be dramatic about who would die and who would survive.
Would Bilbo survive?
Would Legolas survive?
Would Gandalf survive?
It’s a mystery!